January 2010
50 posts
“Today, I realized that Mario is definitely homeless. He wakes up every day...”
– (via jimmydean)
“The problem with political jokes is they get elected.”
– Henry Cate VII (via jimmydean)
“The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces...”
– Charles Luckman (via jimmydean)
I've always wanted a number after my name...
jimmydean:
Without the hassle of having children and grandchildren with my name.
From now on I would like to be referred to as Taylor D. E**m VI. (Whoever said I had to be “the first”?)
P.S. I probably shouldn’t be putting my full name on tumblr, what with identity theft and all…
P.P.S. Identity theft solved. Thanks censorship!
BeautifulPeople Dating Site Kicks 5,000 Members... →
jimmydean:
ihatepigeons:
“As a business, we mourn the loss of any member, but the fact remains that our members demand the high standard of beauty be upheld. Letting fatties roam the site is a direct threat to our business model and the very concept for which BeautifulPeople.com was founded.”
Cunts. QED.
“I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.”
– G.K. Chesterton (via jimmydean)
Why are textbooks so expensive? →
jimmydean:
It’s a bit of a long read, but it does help explain a lot.
Why can’t we just barter?
I’ll give you this chicken for that textbook…
“There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through… There...”
– Jeph Jacques (via jimmydean)
I'm still amazed by Wolfram|Alpha →
jimmydean:
(via twothirty)
If only I had $50 to burn…
H&M and Wal-Mart caught destroying extra unsold... →
jimmydean:
(via twothirty)
That’s just sad
Yesterday Claudia made us grilled cheese and...
jimmydean:
Obviously I used my dinosaur sandwich cutter to make it a dino grilled cheese. Also, I hate tomato soup, but not wanting to sound like a little bitch I told myself to “suck it up and deal.” So I pretend it was Spaghettio’s instead, and that I had just eaten all the O’s. Needless to say I ate it all.
“My friend wanted a snuggie for her birthday. I bought her a robe and took the...”
– (via jimmydean)
“As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death.”
– Leonardo da Vinci (via jimmydean)
It's my turn to be the weird one
Rachel: Time is such a strange concept.
Me: So is cheese
“Correct me if I’m wrong, but hasn’t the fine line between sanity and madness...”
– George Price (via jimmydean)
“Try to love someone who you want to hate, because they are just like you,...”
– Margaret Cho (via jimmydean)
“I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.”
– Ian Fleming (via jimmydean)
“The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything - or...”
– Nancy Astor (via jimmydean)
We can be smart sometimes too
Rachel: Is life like a road or like a mountain.
Me: A mountain road. Without any tunnels.
Rachel: Ooh, I like that! So when you get to the top it's all donkeys from there?
The 6 Most Badass Skills You Can Learn in Under a... →
(via jimmydean)
5 Gaping Plot Holes Hollywood Knows You Won't... →
(via jimmydean)
“An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up...”
– Bill Vaughan (via jimmydean)
“Year’s end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom...”
– Hal Borland (via jimmydean)
“This building is complicated!”
– Made (via jimmydean)
“He who establishes his argument by noise and command shows that his reason is...”
– Michel de Montaigne (via twothirty) (via jimmydean)
I have an opinion about Astrology and people who...
jimmydean:
ihatepigeons:
It coincides exactly with my opinion of people who think the world will end in 2012.
“Some people call that a penis.”
– Rob (via jimmydean)
Being back in the 847 just feels right...
jimmydean:
Even if I haven’t really seen anyone yet.
“I hate Canadians. I love Canada, I just hate Canadians.”
– Me (via jimmydean)