Random-ness throughout the week, but here are
a few things you can expect on a "regular" basis.
Monday: Featured Artist (or Group) of the Week
Wednesday: Science! (& other things) Explained
Friday: "Is That Even English?" Word of the Week
Saturday: Top 3 News Stories (According to Me)
*It took me a while to get these lines to match up.*
“Today, I realized that Mario is definitely homeless. He wakes up every day wearing the same clothes, runs around in sewers, beats up people for their money, and what does he spend it on? Mushrooms. MLIA”
— (via jimmydean)
“The problem with political jokes is they get elected.”
— Henry Cate VII (via jimmydean)
“The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded by teeth.”
— Charles Luckman (via jimmydean)

I’ve always wanted a number after my name…

jimmydean:

Without the hassle of having children and grandchildren with my name.

From now on I would like to be referred to as Taylor D. E**m VI. (Whoever said I had to be “the first”?)

P.S. I probably shouldn’t be putting my full name on tumblr, what with identity theft and all…

P.P.S. Identity theft solved. Thanks censorship!

jimmydean: fuckkyeahchicago: twofathoms: this is a shot! eff-this: “I feel my vision slipping in and out of focus, but I’m pushing on for that horizon” -The Killers [sondosia][via kern.justin]

jimmydean:

fuckkyeahchicago:

twofathoms:

this is a shot!

eff-this:

“I feel my vision slipping in and out of focus, but I’m pushing on for that horizon” -The Killers

[sondosia][via kern.justin]


BeautifulPeople Dating Site Kicks 5,000 Members Off For "Letting Themselves Go"

jimmydean:

ihatepigeons:

“As a business, we mourn the loss of any member, but the fact remains that our members demand the high standard of beauty be upheld. Letting fatties roam the site is a direct threat to our business model and the very concept for which BeautifulPeople.com was founded.”

Cunts. QED.

jimmydean: fuckkyeahchicago: (via jessiebarber)

jimmydean:

fuckkyeahchicago:

(via jessiebarber)


jimmydean: fuckkyeahchicago: vneckandacardigan: floating away from the windy city

jimmydean:

fuckkyeahchicago:

vneckandacardigan:

floating away from the windy city


jimmydean:

ihatepigeons:

someshitlikethat:

Superhero glasses!

“Euro-style design HD glasses” as opposed to Standard Definition glasses. Riiiiiight.

NOW I CAN SEE THE WORLD IN 1080P!!!